February
9, 1999
Dear
Cupid -
Thanks
ever so much! You said, “Love is blind.” Well, infatuation is
blind too, and boy did it ever blind me. But not to worry! Thanks to
you, good buddy, my eyes were unexpectedly jarred wide open. I was
sitting in Dairy Queen with a cute guy, thinking, Hey,
this just might work out! Maybe Cupid and I aren't on such bad terms
after all,
when lo and behold, you shot me in the butt.
