Springy-Dipping

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No! It's way too damn cold out here.

It's Spring now, remember?

It may be the first day of spring, but it's maybe 40 degrees out here at best, and I'm wearing my huge winter coat.

I know, you're ridiculous, the mild North Carolina winters have made you soft. Totally too warm to warrant that coat.

The water's bound to be even colder. We'll freeze to death. Plus the sound is dirty. Storm water, sewer overflow, the signs that recommend not putting your head under? We could get a skin-eating infection and die.