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| Have you seen this man? Of course you have. |
You
all know Rob. No, seriously. You probably do – he has approximately
50,000 friends on Facebook, of whom he has likely met at least half
in his brief lifetime. And 99% of which likely owe him a favor.
Still not ringing a bell? How about this: Ominous black trench-coat.
Ever-present Kentuckians for the Commonwealth pin. Frequently
photographed with voter registration clipboard in hand. Knows
EVERYONE. ALWAYS. Excels at making you “an offer you can't refuse”
so that it seems like it was your idea. After each encounter with
him, you wonder: “How is this possible? How does he do it? How can
anyone be so constantly aware and acting in support of social,
economic, and environmental justice issues?” You assume the obvious
answer is the Mafia. (Well, I did anyway.) But is it?
